I Detonate Around Him

Taking E. L. James at Her Word

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Congratulations to kenninraptor for being selected by my random number generator to win this book!

I might have more things to give away later as movie merch comes out and my friends think buying 50 Shades swag for me is just hilarious

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humanppunk asked: Also, a friendly warning. Do not go read the comments on that video. Here's an example why: "I never read the book cos I was horny, I read it to see why everyone was making a big fuss and the story line was and still is amazing."

"Do not read the comments" is probably good advice for anything, especially 50 Shades related! I finally watched it, and made some posts about it for today. Ugh I’m not looking forward to having to watch this movie, but I guess since I run this blog it’s my SOLEMN DUTY

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Does anyone want my copy of this book? It’s a 50 Shades parody that’s pretty good. I know, shocking, but even though I have a library science degree I try to keep my book collection to a minimum so I figured I would pass this on now that I’ve read it.
Here’s the description on the back:

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naive coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

If you’re interested, like or reblog this post and I’ll randomly select someone after 24 hours. I have no problem sending international mail, but, fair warning, there is a strong possibility the envelope will be covered in Lisa Frank stickers.

Does anyone want my copy of this book? It’s a 50 Shades parody that’s pretty good. I know, shocking, but even though I have a library science degree I try to keep my book collection to a minimum so I figured I would pass this on now that I’ve read it.

Here’s the description on the back:

Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naive coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

If you’re interested, like or reblog this post and I’ll randomly select someone after 24 hours. I have no problem sending international mail, but, fair warning, there is a strong possibility the envelope will be covered in Lisa Frank stickers.

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