I Detonate Around Him

Taking E. L. James at Her Word

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Anonymous asked: this blog is truly a gift, i don't think i have ever laughed at anything as much as right now. even the title of your blog makes me laugh.

Thanks! So far, the Internet seems to think BEES!! is my best post to date, and I don’t really disagree.

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leienlawliet asked: I think that you need to know this. Today a friend of mine told me that a boy with 13 years is reading this saga because the boy's mother recommended it to him! He told this to my friend's mother because she's her private tutor, and at first she thought he was talking about another saga, but when the boy mentioned the amount of sex and the bdsm,.. I don't really get how A MOTHER can tell to his UNDERAGE SON to read it. What the fuck was she thinking?!

I am all for having honest discussions with kids about sex, but 50 Shades doesn’t seem like the right way to go about it. “No means Maybe” and romance-stalking are definitely not things we need to be propagating as a society.

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keepcalm-im-prettymuch-british asked: I absolutely love all of your posts about fifty shades of shit....oops grey. It's such an unhealthy representation of relationships and it's absolutely disgusting. So thank you for taking the time to highlight and comment because it's gold.

Thanks! I took a little break for Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving), but now I’m back! 

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togliere asked: Is post/95846708832/ an actual quote from Fifty Shades?

You know it! Everything I post is an unedited (well, highlighted, I guess) screen cap from my ebook. No need to make shit up when EL is doing such a good job herself

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evalilith said: "indicating that he doesn’t know or that he won’t divulge its contents" Yes. Yes, Anna, that IS what a head shake means in that context! You understand basic non-verbal cues. Everyone is impressed.

Sometimes I think I should just post pictures of the text and let you guys go at it. Your comments are often funnier than mine! Maybe we should do a 50 Shades Snarktion Contest

evalilith said: "indicating that he doesn’t know or that he won’t divulge its contents" Yes. Yes, Anna, that IS what a head shake means in that context! You understand basic non-verbal cues. Everyone is impressed.

Sometimes I think I should just post pictures of the text and let you guys go at it. Your comments are often funnier than mine! Maybe we should do a 50 Shades Snarktion Contest

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