My favorite part of the 50 Shades trailer, where at least they admit the truth.
My main problem with this trailer is how normal Ana looks. I now realize that this whole time I’ve been picturing her as some kind of drooling, half brain-dead spaghetti noodle with no ability to function in society. Clearly I read the book more carefully than the film’s casting director.
I might have more things to give away later as movie merch comes out and my friends think buying 50 Shades swag for me is just hilarious
My research indicates this drinking game might prove fatal
My primary emotion is probably closer to dread. It seems like Robert Pattinson and I are pretty much one on this issue, there is no way he’s getting back into that cauldron of shit
"Do not read the comments" is probably good advice for anything, especially 50 Shades related! I finally watched it, and made some posts about it for today. Ugh I’m not looking forward to having to watch this movie, but I guess since I run this blog it’s my SOLEMN DUTY
Does anyone want my copy of this book? It’s a 50 Shades parody that’s pretty good. I know, shocking, but even though I have a library science degree I try to keep my book collection to a minimum so I figured I would pass this on now that I’ve read it.
Here’s the description on the back:
Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naive coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?
If you’re interested, like or reblog this post and I’ll randomly select someone after 24 hours. I have no problem sending international mail, but, fair warning, there is a strong possibility the envelope will be covered in Lisa Frank stickers.
The way ELJames writes Ana’s reactions make it sound like she has to take time to process visual information like some kind of robot instead of immediately reacting like a human. ERROR FOYER LAYOUT DOES NOT MATCH SAVED DATA. PROCESSING…